you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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