so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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