i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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