why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
why is half of my head shaved?
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