I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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