Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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