he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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