Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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