The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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