Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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