Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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