I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
