He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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