its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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