i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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