so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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