I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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