I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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