This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I need to align my fucking chakras
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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