just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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