i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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