Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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