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I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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