I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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