Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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