Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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