Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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