Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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