with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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