He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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