Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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