So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
