R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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