We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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