I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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