Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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