you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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