You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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