well you can't waste a boner
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Randomize
