better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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