I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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