it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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