i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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