operation have a gay friend backfired
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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