He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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