I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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