google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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