Christians are straight up FREAKS
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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