My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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