The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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