Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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