Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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