It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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