that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i barfeds in our rink
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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