So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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