you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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