Just cropdusted the office
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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