I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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