Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
im about as happy as oj after his trial
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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