So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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