yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
